Kiwi Fun Facts!!!

Today on howto random you are going to learn some amazing facts facts about one of my favorite flightless birds the Kiwi!






Awwwww look at that little guy it's a scientific fact that if you don't think that the kiwi is at least a little bit adorable that you are possessed and must seek a exorcist immediately this is not a joke only you can prevent soul stealing.


Here is Kiwi fun fact #1
A kiwi get's it's name from the sound it makes when it is excited or scared. It says KEE WEE KEE WEE!!!! Thats right people this bird is like a living pokemon it says its name omg!

Kiwi Fun Fact # 2
A kiwi gives birth to the largest egg in proportion to its body. A full grown kiwi is about the size of a chicken and it gives birth to an egg the size of a ostrich egg. Let me put that into perspective for you ladies that would be like a 100 pound girl giving birth to a 65 pound baby.... Ow!!!!


Poor little kiwi! =(

Kiwi fun fact # 3 Kiwi's are believed to be under the protection of the Earth God in Native Mari belief. Therefore there feathers are very prized items as they are used in many native rituals.








( This guy says "DON'T MESS WITH MY KIWIS!")












Kiwi fun fact # 4
Kiwis get married aww!
That's right once a the cute little kiwi chooses his girl he sticks with her for life just like us!

And there you have it folks 4 kiwi fun facts for you to impress all your friends with! Remember there is know better pick up line for the ladies than hey do you know much about the adorable flightless bird known as the kiwi? well would you like to hear about them?

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How to Bring a Dead Fly Back to Life!!!

I am back to my blog and have more amazing howto random's for you than ever before.

Today's how to random will be two ways to bring a fly back to life!

Thats right people you will be like a level 10 healer bringing the dead fly's to life.

Here's technique number one!

This first technique is actually a magic trick but it will give the illusion that you can bring a dead fly back to life.

What you will need:
1 live fly
1 ziplock baggy/ glass and paper
1 freezer

How To Do It:
Yo will need to find a fly I recommend looking around window seals that is were fly's seem to hang out. To capture the fly you will need to use you amazing animal hunting instincts to be victorious.
You must now catch the fly with out harming it. To do this you will take the plastic baggy and open it up very wide. slowly lower this over the fly and it will fly into the bag. This works because for the first few seconds of flight fly's can only fly upward. ( Try saying that a 137 times fast). If you are using a cup and paper just lower the cup over the fly like the baggy and once its flat on the surface slide the paper under the lid and WALA! you have a fly in a cup.

Now take you Enslaved Fly and through him into your torture freezer of death! MWHAHA!
Leave him in there for 5 to 10 mins of pure icy agony!(on a side note this does not hurt the fly)
after 5-10 mins open up your freezer to find your poor dead fly lying on the bottom of your bag.

But wait when you remove him place him on your hand and begin to blow on him with hot breath. What was that! did you see a leg twitch? I think I hear something! could it be? have you just breathed life into the dead Fly? It lives! its flying away! You have saved the fly it's a miracle! or is it?
well the less amazing answer is that when a fly gets real cold it goes into a coma to save it's self from the cold. This coma will last as long as you don't let him get too warm. So to amaze someone simple freeze your fly and then place it in a shady window seal. Tell your friend that you are "one with nature" and can revive animals. Pick up your frozen fly and place it on your hand and blow on it and it will slowly come to life and then you will appear to bring a fly back to life and your friend will think you are a magic animal healer!

That's all there is to it for reviving a fly the magic trick way but what about really saving a fly's life can it be done. Yes my young padawon it can be done.

Method number 2

How to Save a Life!(of a fly)

What you will need:
a fly that has drown
a napkin
salt

For this amazing real life saving technique you must find a fly that has recently drowned. when you find your drowned fly take him out of the water. Take some salt and sprinkle it on a napkin.
place the fly on the salty napkin ad rub him in it. The salt will absorb the water and it will bring the fly back to life. This will only work if the fly has recently drowned so it may not work every time. Still you will feel like a bug vet when it works and it is really fun to do when your bored.

Well there's your random how to check back in next week for more random how to's and follow me on twitter so you can get updates on early how to's and random facts! until next week good bye!

And You thought i would Forget?

Hello everyone It's time for your Weekly Random How to!

Today we are going to learn how to make a dry ice bomb WHOA HOO! Nerdy Anarchy!

Here's what you you will need:
Thick Gloves ( Yes they are a must)

Dry Ice ( Available at most grocery stores ask a worker but you may have to be 18 years old to buy)

A water bottle( or two liter soda bottle )

Water ( if you can't find water then you have more to worry about than making dry ice bombs)

Alright here's how to create you own little explosive

1. First take your empty water bottle and take off the cap.

2.Take out your dry ice and break off a piece by breaking it WITH GLOVES! ( Don't Touch it!)
(now for a brief safety announcement: NEVER TOUCH DRY ICE WITH YOUR HANDS! YOU WILL GET FROST BITE AND PROBABLY LOSE YOUR FINGER ALWAYS USE THICK GLOVES)

3. Put about 5 small ice cube sized pieces of dry ice into the bottle.

4. Pour in water to about half way.

5. Quickly Screw on the top very tight! (that's what she said)

6. RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7. When your about 50 ft away sit and wait and wait and wait and...BANG!!!

And there you have it that's what how to make a dry ice bomb have fun and be safe and all that legal stuff about how i am not responsible for you hurting yourself or anyone or anything else and what not. Have fun and come back next week for another random how to and follow me on twitter so you can know if we have any mid week updates! Follow buttons right up in the corner so Click it!

Here's a New Post Finally!

Guess what!?! We are going to learn how to hypnotise a chicken today WooHoo!

Now you may be asking now Tyler why would i want to know how to hypnotise a chicken? Well let me ask you this why wouldn't you want to hypnotise a chicken? You could pretend your some mystic chicken whisperer or one with the animals and all that fun stuff. So with out futher ado i bring the forbidden art of chicken hypnotism!

Step 1
Get a chicken

step 2
Take said chicken a place it on its side with one wing flat agianst the ground.( make sure you don't fold its leg or wing it might hurt the poor chicken)

step 3
Take a stick (or your finger if you have practiced) and place it infront of it's eyes and quickly draw three straight lines in the dirt very quickly.

step 4
If the chicken does not go into a trance the first time wait about 5 seconds and repeat the same process with the stick (keeping the chicken on it's side the whole time) continue until the chicken has been put into a trance.

step 5
If you are successful the Chicken will lie there in a trance like state and will not move untill you make a loud noise like clapping your hands. When you clap your hands the chicken will make a "squack" then jump up walking around confused.

Step 6 The Conclusion
This will not Harm the chicken in anyway if done properly. It is used many times by farmers to settle a chicken down to give it medicine, to see if it is injuried and you know chicken things.
If I here anyone out there is hurting chickens doing this I am going to come a find you and give you the sternest talking to you have ever seen! So have fun be nice and go become a legendary chicken whisperer in your nieghborhood.

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There you Go Beth!

Sorry for the odd video player but i removed it for you! i am going to try and fix it so it plays the magic videos agian but until then sorry everyone no magic videos. =[ Enjoy all the other cool articles here and make sure you follow me on twitter to get updates on my blog until next time seeya!

Happy Saturday Here's your Random Info

Today your going to learn how to make a toy bomb out of popsicle sticks and.... Nothing else thats right just popsicle sticks.

You will need five to six sticks encase you break some at first.

Heres a link to the article on how to do it.

http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Popsicle-Stick-Toy-Bomb

Have fun thowing sticks around and have a great saturday!

Here's some random info on this Friday!

Here's how to memorize ten things with ease just remember these rhymingwords

(the number rhymes with the word) 1 gun is One Gun

1. Gun
2. Shoe
3. Tree
4. Torn
5. Alive
6. Mix
7. Heaven
8. Hate
9. Mine
10. Hen

Now to remember a list like
eggs, milk and cheese

You do this
Step 1
in your head say 1 gun
Step 2. Imagine a funny vivid image involving eggs and a gun.
ex.( I take out a gun and shoot an egg and explodes into a million parts)
all of this should take no more than 3 to 5 seconds and now you will remember the eggs.
Just repeat these steps but change gun for the next number
ex.( for 2. milk) ( Stepping on a jug of milk with Cleats and it sprays milk everywhere!)

Remember it doesn't matter how stupid illogical or nonsensical the idea is in fact the more outrageous the statement the easier it is for you to remember it.

That's it for today have fun memorizing things like a savant and impressing your friends. see ya tomorrow!

Here is your random How to

What amazing thing will you learn today? How about how to say the alphebet backwords!
You can amaze all your friends with your neat little skill heres how.

First is this sentence
ZeXY West Virgina and Utah people are Totally Stoked and Realized the Question on the PONd is Martin Luther King Just Isn't Home Grown FED up with these remarks he said your a Cat Butt Ape.

Zexy is Sexy with at Z to remember ZYX
West Virgina and Utah is WVU
people are Totally Stoked TS
and Realized the Question RQ
on the PONd PON
is Martin Luther King MLK
Just Isn't Home Grown JIHG
FED up with these remarks FED
Cat Butt Ape CBA

So you memorized the silly sentence which will allow you to remember the alphabet much easier
Heres the alphabet backwords and forwards so you can practice You should get it with in about 10 to 15 mins.
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba

Have Fun, practice and make your friends think your a genius! Just tell them you have never tried this before and do say it backwards it makes it look more difficult.

See ya tomorrow with more random info!

Heres your daily random Info!

1. If you have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
2. According to suicide statistics, Monday is the favored day for self-destruction.
3. The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
4. It's punishable by death to attempt suicide.
5. The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache.
6. Every year about 98% of the atoms in your body are replaced.
7. Every seven years virtually everything in your body has been replaced.
8. Women are 37% more likely to go to a psychiatrist than men are.
9.You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching TV.
10. The word "nerd" was first coined by Dr. Seuss in "If I Ran the Zoo."

There is your random facts I would like to thank the internet for many of those cool facts and round of applause for my brain! Make sure you come back tomorrow for more random info.

Hi everyone an now for todays Random How To!

Today we have a cool magic trick for you!

The Effect
A glass of water has pepper sprinkled on top of it. A spectator then places the tip of a tooth pick into the glass and alas nothing happens. Then the magical wizard (thats you) places the toothpick into the glass and the WAZAMOOO!!!! the pepper shoots to the edges of the glass. Step Back and bask in the glory of your amazing pepper moving skills.

The Trick
The secret lies in the tooth pick. Before the trick begins dip the end of the tooth pick in a liqud hand soap then rub it in so its invisible. Give the tooth pick to the specator with the soap side facing up. They will place the non soap side in and nothing will happen. Then secretly flip the toothpick over as you take it from the spectator. Make some magicial gestures and dip it into the pepper water and watch the pepper shoot across.

Thats it make sure you practice and make it look good before you show your friends!
And most of all Come back next week on tuesday for your new random thing to learn it might be magic it might just be some cool facts or news but one things for sure it will be fun and entertaining! see you next week!