Anti Narcissistic Update

Hello everyone! I just realized that daily updates about my life probably seems a bit narcissistic so I will be cutting out the daily updates and will consistently post on Saturday with you how to random and will only put up updates during the week when I have a really good quick one!

Thank you for dealing with my silly updates and have a great day

Stay Random Randomeers!

If anyone is deeply oppose to this please let me know and I might try and work things out for you!

Monday 6/20/11

Hello Randomeers! Sorry for the lack of post on Sunday but it was Father's day so my Father comes first!

Today I am going to do some psychological surveys to the public for magic tricks.

I am gonna hang out with some friends from college.

Finally I am going to work on a new magic trick!

P.S. If you know or are a single girl who looks like any of these people.

Please tell them there is an awesome magician just waiting for them to friend me on facebook so that we can go on a awesome adventure! We will go whale watching at balboa and eat a fine dinner on top of a mountain and I will take you home and leave you with the great memories we had that is until we meet again!

Random Fact: Less than four percent of the world population has naturally red hair.

Until next time Randomeers! Stay Random and find me a pretty redhead!

Saturday 6/18/11 Epic Post!!!!

How to be a psychological pickpocket! (ZOMG ONE OF TYLER'S SIGNATURE TRICKS!?!?!)

Alright imagine for a moment that I told you that you could get your friend to empty his pockets give you all his stuff and forget that he did it? Would you be stoked? maybe even a little skeptical? GET OUT NONBELIEVER!!!! No I'm joking but I am going to teach you how to do it!

Disclaimer: Do not under any circumstances use this to steal stuff from people. That is messed up also it has a clear possibility for failure which would result in you getting your teeth knocked in. So don't be an idiot and just use this for pranks with your friend.

(Before any of that to answer your question from yesterday, yes I did stick a girls hand to the table!)

You will need a friend and a deck of cards.

Step One

Approach your friend and tell him you are going to show him a magic trick.

Step Two

Ask if he has a wallet/cellphone (whichever you desire to take) take out two playing cards hand him one card in exchange for his item and act like you are measuring it with the card. Say "hmm maybe..." and place the item in your pocket.

Step three

tell him to clip both cards in his hand and hold the tightly and that you will make them switch places.

Step four

Start banging his hands together,not to hard, but firmly. ask for a number between one and ten. and shake his hands that many times.

Step five

Say look they changed. He will look confused as they have not changed at this exact moment say "oh sorry forget about it now, let me show you another trick." (you must use those exact words at the moment of confusion.)

Step Six

Proceed to show him another trick with cards which you could find in some of my early blog entries.

Step Seven

Wait for him to be amazed by trick ask if he liked it and walk away with his item. unbenounced to you, I just made you make use of very advanced hypnotic techniques that if done exactly as described here will work almost all the time! Your victim will forget his object and go along his merry way he might remember after 10 mins though when the hypnotic amnesia wears off.

Thats all for today randomeers! Go out there and fool your friends and remember stay random!

Wednesday Report

Early morning magic show. Bleh.

Little kids at said show. Bleh, Bleh.

Not enough time for caffeine to kick in. Bleh,Bleh,BLEH!!!!

Random Fact (Courtesy of Amazing Fact Generator at Mental Floss because I am to Tired)

The Chinese used black pepper to cure cholera, Europeans used it as currency, and Attila the Hun demanded 3,000 pounds of the stuff in exchange for discontinuing his sacking of Rome.

Well I guess I am getting paid to do what I love even if it is not Ideal circumstances wish me luck have a great day randomeers!

Monday blues Fear Not HowtoRandom is here!

Hello Randomeers I know monday isn't the best of days for alot of you but we are gonna fix that!

Follow this guide and you Monday will be sparkly happy and good!

Take a deep breath in and relax. Breath out. Think of a color that represents happiness and peace. Do you have it? Goooood. Focus on the color. Close your eyes and see that color. Imagine it slowly engulfing your whole head then neck and moving through your entire body to your feet. Start that process now. Are you back? Good next while still holding that color in your mind look at this picture.

(gaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwh)

Imagine yourself still glowing that color as you look at the picture. Relax. Smile just as the baby of happiness smiles.

Finally I leave you with this image to remember when the dark color of Monday tries to creep back. Remembering this image glowing your color will bring you back to that happy peaceful self you desire just like the baby above.

This gentlemanly fluffball will always defend you from sadness and blues of the Monday. just imagine him surrounded in your peaceful color and all will be good.

That is my gift to you this fine day. Go out there and be happy and confident in yourself tell tomorrow randomeers!

Kiwi Fun Facts!!!

Today on howto random you are going to learn some amazing facts facts about one of my favorite flightless birds the Kiwi!






Awwwww look at that little guy it's a scientific fact that if you don't think that the kiwi is at least a little bit adorable that you are possessed and must seek a exorcist immediately this is not a joke only you can prevent soul stealing.


Here is Kiwi fun fact #1
A kiwi get's it's name from the sound it makes when it is excited or scared. It says KEE WEE KEE WEE!!!! Thats right people this bird is like a living pokemon it says its name omg!

Kiwi Fun Fact # 2
A kiwi gives birth to the largest egg in proportion to its body. A full grown kiwi is about the size of a chicken and it gives birth to an egg the size of a ostrich egg. Let me put that into perspective for you ladies that would be like a 100 pound girl giving birth to a 65 pound baby.... Ow!!!!


Poor little kiwi! =(

Kiwi fun fact # 3 Kiwi's are believed to be under the protection of the Earth God in Native Mari belief. Therefore there feathers are very prized items as they are used in many native rituals.








( This guy says "DON'T MESS WITH MY KIWIS!")












Kiwi fun fact # 4
Kiwis get married aww!
That's right once a the cute little kiwi chooses his girl he sticks with her for life just like us!

And there you have it folks 4 kiwi fun facts for you to impress all your friends with! Remember there is know better pick up line for the ladies than hey do you know much about the adorable flightless bird known as the kiwi? well would you like to hear about them?

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