Im Still Alive!

So I am switching my majors in school and stuff so I have been quite busy! =( I shorry hopefully you will all forgive me and if not well I will go and cry in a corner all alone it will be really sad. Luckily I will try and add some good stuff this Saturday! until then stay random randomeers!

Anti Narcissistic Update

Hello everyone! I just realized that daily updates about my life probably seems a bit narcissistic so I will be cutting out the daily updates and will consistently post on Saturday with you how to random and will only put up updates during the week when I have a really good quick one!

Thank you for dealing with my silly updates and have a great day

Stay Random Randomeers!

If anyone is deeply oppose to this please let me know and I might try and work things out for you!

6/21/2011

Soooooooo tired. I had a reallly long day yesterday filled with magic shows,flirting with girls and walking all over the place.

Got work tonight at TGIF in Brea tonight if your in the area come on by!

Random Fact: Coca-Cola was originally green.

Have a great day Randomeers! Wish me luck on yet another long crazy day!

Friday 6/16/2011

I am going to be doing my usual show at TGIF's my goal is to use hypnosis to stick at least one girls hand to the table by the end of night! I let you know how that goes on Saturday.

Here is an extra special treat for my followers who don't just read the Saturday post!

Tyler's Quick Guide To A Confusion Induction! (ZOMG REALLY?!?!) =O

For the sake of brevity and sanity I will leave out the psychological mumbo jumbo and just tell you what to do!

Step One

Find a friend. If you don't have one then may I suggest looking at this diagram produced by the great mind of our time Dr. Sheldon Cooper

Step Two

Get you friend on a pattern of thought for example talking to them about a new movie or video game!

Step Three

In the response to a comment from your friend about said video game,using the same tone as you did in the previous statement about said video games, say "you know my wall at home isn't three feet high?

Step Four

You have just created a huge amount of confusion in your friends brain now comes the fun part tell him to do something or suggest a new topic in an athoritative tone like "Take out the trash" or "buy a pizza" or "have you been to the zoo lately?" he will respond to simple commands about 75% of the time and switch topic at least 85%

Step Five

Feel like a boss because you just did a real life jedi mind trick awww snap!

Thats my present to my dedicated readers thank you for being random in life but consistent in reading! Until next time stay random randomeers!

Thursday Update!

First day at a new restaurant if things go well I am hoping to land a permanent gig!

Last day of school in our school district so let the magic show madness begin.

Still reading pure effect its awesome!

Random Fact of the Day: Everyday more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury.

Alright Randomeers! Go out there and start a Monopoly and remember always buy the orange and red square first they are the most likely landed on squares. Until next time stay Random!

Wednesday Report

Early morning magic show. Bleh.

Little kids at said show. Bleh, Bleh.

Not enough time for caffeine to kick in. Bleh,Bleh,BLEH!!!!

Random Fact (Courtesy of Amazing Fact Generator at Mental Floss because I am to Tired)

The Chinese used black pepper to cure cholera, Europeans used it as currency, and Attila the Hun demanded 3,000 pounds of the stuff in exchange for discontinuing his sacking of Rome.

Well I guess I am getting paid to do what I love even if it is not Ideal circumstances wish me luck have a great day randomeers!

Tuesday

I am working at TGIF tonight!

I am doing a show for my brothers school party

I am Trying out some new presentation from Pure Effect!

All and all Its a pretty magical day sorry for the short post but I have a show to prepare for!

Random Fact: President Kennedy was the fastest random speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

Until tomorrow stay random Randomeers!

Friday update!!!!!

I am going to be working at TGIF's in Brea If your in the Area come and check it out!

I Just read lesson 4 of Tarbell's course on magic and I must say that so far Tarbell is absolutely amazing! If you want to be a magician save up your cash and by this book!

If you go to TGIF and see me between 6:30-9:30pm the code phrase is "How's Tarbell Going?" and I will perform my latest trick from Tarbell.

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Daily Randomeer Fact: A turtle is capable of breathing through it's butt!