Monday blues Fear Not HowtoRandom is here!

Hello Randomeers I know monday isn't the best of days for alot of you but we are gonna fix that!

Follow this guide and you Monday will be sparkly happy and good!

Take a deep breath in and relax. Breath out. Think of a color that represents happiness and peace. Do you have it? Goooood. Focus on the color. Close your eyes and see that color. Imagine it slowly engulfing your whole head then neck and moving through your entire body to your feet. Start that process now. Are you back? Good next while still holding that color in your mind look at this picture.

(gaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwh)

Imagine yourself still glowing that color as you look at the picture. Relax. Smile just as the baby of happiness smiles.

Finally I leave you with this image to remember when the dark color of Monday tries to creep back. Remembering this image glowing your color will bring you back to that happy peaceful self you desire just like the baby above.

This gentlemanly fluffball will always defend you from sadness and blues of the Monday. just imagine him surrounded in your peaceful color and all will be good.

That is my gift to you this fine day. Go out there and be happy and confident in yourself tell tomorrow randomeers!

Kiwi Fun Facts!!!

Today on howto random you are going to learn some amazing facts facts about one of my favorite flightless birds the Kiwi!






Awwwww look at that little guy it's a scientific fact that if you don't think that the kiwi is at least a little bit adorable that you are possessed and must seek a exorcist immediately this is not a joke only you can prevent soul stealing.


Here is Kiwi fun fact #1
A kiwi get's it's name from the sound it makes when it is excited or scared. It says KEE WEE KEE WEE!!!! Thats right people this bird is like a living pokemon it says its name omg!

Kiwi Fun Fact # 2
A kiwi gives birth to the largest egg in proportion to its body. A full grown kiwi is about the size of a chicken and it gives birth to an egg the size of a ostrich egg. Let me put that into perspective for you ladies that would be like a 100 pound girl giving birth to a 65 pound baby.... Ow!!!!


Poor little kiwi! =(

Kiwi fun fact # 3 Kiwi's are believed to be under the protection of the Earth God in Native Mari belief. Therefore there feathers are very prized items as they are used in many native rituals.








( This guy says "DON'T MESS WITH MY KIWIS!")












Kiwi fun fact # 4
Kiwis get married aww!
That's right once a the cute little kiwi chooses his girl he sticks with her for life just like us!

And there you have it folks 4 kiwi fun facts for you to impress all your friends with! Remember there is know better pick up line for the ladies than hey do you know much about the adorable flightless bird known as the kiwi? well would you like to hear about them?

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