Kiwi Fun Facts!!!

Today on howto random you are going to learn some amazing facts facts about one of my favorite flightless birds the Kiwi!






Awwwww look at that little guy it's a scientific fact that if you don't think that the kiwi is at least a little bit adorable that you are possessed and must seek a exorcist immediately this is not a joke only you can prevent soul stealing.


Here is Kiwi fun fact #1
A kiwi get's it's name from the sound it makes when it is excited or scared. It says KEE WEE KEE WEE!!!! Thats right people this bird is like a living pokemon it says its name omg!

Kiwi Fun Fact # 2
A kiwi gives birth to the largest egg in proportion to its body. A full grown kiwi is about the size of a chicken and it gives birth to an egg the size of a ostrich egg. Let me put that into perspective for you ladies that would be like a 100 pound girl giving birth to a 65 pound baby.... Ow!!!!


Poor little kiwi! =(

Kiwi fun fact # 3 Kiwi's are believed to be under the protection of the Earth God in Native Mari belief. Therefore there feathers are very prized items as they are used in many native rituals.








( This guy says "DON'T MESS WITH MY KIWIS!")












Kiwi fun fact # 4
Kiwis get married aww!
That's right once a the cute little kiwi chooses his girl he sticks with her for life just like us!

And there you have it folks 4 kiwi fun facts for you to impress all your friends with! Remember there is know better pick up line for the ladies than hey do you know much about the adorable flightless bird known as the kiwi? well would you like to hear about them?

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How to Bring a Dead Fly Back to Life!!!

I am back to my blog and have more amazing howto random's for you than ever before.

Today's how to random will be two ways to bring a fly back to life!

Thats right people you will be like a level 10 healer bringing the dead fly's to life.

Here's technique number one!

This first technique is actually a magic trick but it will give the illusion that you can bring a dead fly back to life.

What you will need:
1 live fly
1 ziplock baggy/ glass and paper
1 freezer

How To Do It:
Yo will need to find a fly I recommend looking around window seals that is were fly's seem to hang out. To capture the fly you will need to use you amazing animal hunting instincts to be victorious.
You must now catch the fly with out harming it. To do this you will take the plastic baggy and open it up very wide. slowly lower this over the fly and it will fly into the bag. This works because for the first few seconds of flight fly's can only fly upward. ( Try saying that a 137 times fast). If you are using a cup and paper just lower the cup over the fly like the baggy and once its flat on the surface slide the paper under the lid and WALA! you have a fly in a cup.

Now take you Enslaved Fly and through him into your torture freezer of death! MWHAHA!
Leave him in there for 5 to 10 mins of pure icy agony!(on a side note this does not hurt the fly)
after 5-10 mins open up your freezer to find your poor dead fly lying on the bottom of your bag.

But wait when you remove him place him on your hand and begin to blow on him with hot breath. What was that! did you see a leg twitch? I think I hear something! could it be? have you just breathed life into the dead Fly? It lives! its flying away! You have saved the fly it's a miracle! or is it?
well the less amazing answer is that when a fly gets real cold it goes into a coma to save it's self from the cold. This coma will last as long as you don't let him get too warm. So to amaze someone simple freeze your fly and then place it in a shady window seal. Tell your friend that you are "one with nature" and can revive animals. Pick up your frozen fly and place it on your hand and blow on it and it will slowly come to life and then you will appear to bring a fly back to life and your friend will think you are a magic animal healer!

That's all there is to it for reviving a fly the magic trick way but what about really saving a fly's life can it be done. Yes my young padawon it can be done.

Method number 2

How to Save a Life!(of a fly)

What you will need:
a fly that has drown
a napkin
salt

For this amazing real life saving technique you must find a fly that has recently drowned. when you find your drowned fly take him out of the water. Take some salt and sprinkle it on a napkin.
place the fly on the salty napkin ad rub him in it. The salt will absorb the water and it will bring the fly back to life. This will only work if the fly has recently drowned so it may not work every time. Still you will feel like a bug vet when it works and it is really fun to do when your bored.

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